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This weeks joke
this guy had a mustang and decided since their was no one else on the road that hed see what it could do.So he started to speed and he got to 100m/h anddecided that wasn't fast enough so he kept goin when he got to 140m/h he decided once again that it wasn't fast enough so he got to 160m/h and the he saw the cherry lights he quickly geared down and pulled over.The cop got to him and said "Im tired, Ive had a hard day and im feeling lazy if you can give me an excuse I haven't heard then you can go" the man thought a minute and then said " a couple of days ago my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you were gonna give her back " the cop said " have a nice day" and walked back to his car
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